Post by Nesia Notonegoro on Jun 29, 2014 23:40:50 GMT -8
The set is quite posh. In the centre of the room, there is a lacquered table and two expensive-looking, comfortable armchairs in a nice shade of lavender. Upon the table lies a tea set, and underneath the table is an expensive-looking Persian rug. Behind the little set up is a fire place. Above the fire place, in fancy letters, you can see the following...
You really have the impression that this is a prestigious show. How the heck did you get on this show anyways?! Because damn does your agent have connections... You're sitting in your chair, all comfortable, in formal clothes, and you're wondering when your host will arrive. And then, you here some music...
The upbeat intro of "Get Lucky" plays as a little lady badassly... waddles in and takes a seat. She is clad in a blazer and a little black pencil skirt, reminding you of a certain chancellor. She doesn't look too old, but she gives you the impression of an old soul. "Welcome to "The Asu Show"! Tune in for your daily dose of typos! Your interview may be a bit butchered, but man it'll be the wurst!" She sits down... and appears a little small for the chair. It looks like her feet don't touch the ground.
"Why hello there, Miss Notonegoro. I'd like to welcome you to my show. It's very nice to MEAT you today. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
How will you introduce yourself, then? You like long walks on the beach, don't you?
Smiles to the audience. "I'm Nesia Notonegoro," spells the name as clearly as possible. "Some of you probably know me from last year's blockbuster." Nods in recognition at the 'ooh's and 'aah's from the audience. "I've been doing combat choreography for years, and now I'm trying to do some acting."
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Notonegoro. I relish the fact that you've mustard the courage to ketchup to us about yourself. You are a fascinating new face. Don't think of it as too direct, but in this business, you'll probably be asked this often enough anyways, especially with how attractive you are. Tell me, darling... are you a duck in bed?"
Dang, the nerve of that lady, to ask something so direct right off the bat! Are you ready to televise your sex life just yet? Are you going to salvage your reputation? Be careful, this show has been known to make or break sex icons!
"Duck? I--" looks away, smiling shyly. "Oh my God, who said that to you? I know I like to talk a lot in bed--to get to know my partner, you know? Apparently someone complained behind my back about all the pillow talk." Laughs.
"Now personally, I can't say I'm the best in bed, but I wish you the best luck there. I'm certain you'll bloom into a beautiful peacock one day! I see you're from Indonesia. I can hear it in your marvelous voice. Tell me how you're taking in the lovely Hollywood Hills. Shocking much?"
How's Hollywood, then? That accent's getting you brownie points.
"Ooh, beautifully shocking! So different from home and so many interesting things; the people, the places--especially the restaurants! Mmm!"
"Fascinating. How fascinating. Positively shocking, isn't it? Quite different way to look at things, I suppose. You ever go travelling? You ever get homesick? What's one thing you miss from home?"
Miss anything from home? Great time to play up some sympathy by talking now.
"I miss the atmosphere. I miss the food. The food, mostly. There aren't many Indonesian restaurants in California."
"I see, I see... Well, darling, I did some research on you. I basically stalked your Facebook and phoned the NSA!" You better fear if she really does have NSA connections, goodness. "Chef, come in!" A chef comes in with pisang goreng... Wow! You haven't seen this in a while, now have you?! "Why don't you have some sweetness?" The chef puts down the two plates upon the table. You go and take your dessert, and your host does the same. Using a tiny, silver fork, your host takes a bite out of the heavenly ambrosia. "Mmm mmm... MMM. You have good taste! Did your grandma ever make something like this? This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! Say, do you have any siblings or cousins in Hollywood that we should be aware of? Perhaps if you aren't available, our viewers would still like a piece, hmmm?"
If you have any apprehensions with family... well good luck. No use lying here. This lady probably already fact checked you.
"Ah, yes. My brother is currently studying in the States."
(if yes) "Well won't we be quite interested! What're their numbers?"
(if no) "It seems you 're quite unique then, eh? One of a kind! We'll have to have a monopoly on you, then~"
Oh boy.
Glances at the desserts. "You know, my brother might give his number to you if you send him a thousand of this. Might."
"Speaking of which, are you taken? I'm sure our audience is very interested! Any special man/lady in your life at the moment?"
Answering honestly might be the best way to go here... or not. Take it how you will.
Just shakes head politely.
(if yes) "Oh what a shame! We'll keep an eye out if the position'll be open, then. Might there be an application I can fill out and turn in the event the position is open?" your host says, and gives you a wink. Oh you hot person, you.
(if no) "You're single and ready to mingle, eh? That's nice to know."
Look at you, earning some giggles from the audience. You charmer.
"But anyways, enough about your life in the bedroom (or lack of it), we're just curious to know... what are your goals here in Hollywood? Any image or angle you going after in terms of roles/in general?"
This is your moment. Maybe you can get some people interested in you if you give yourself a certain image.
"Mm, I always want to try playing in romance movies. The first I did was action, so I'm sure that'd be interesting!"
"Ooh, I do see you are starting to make your debut in acting! Are there any actors/actresses you really look up to?"
Go on, it's a good idea to proclaim some Hollywood crushes, isn't it?
"Ooh, yes! The lead actor I worked with last year. He's so amazing. I like how our characters' relationships expands in the movie too." Chuckles.
"How charming! I just received a question from our audience, actually... What are you looking for in a guy, Miss Notonegoro? Is there anyone in Hollywood you would consider dating?"
Let's hope your parents aren't watching this, shall we?
"I'm not that picky, but... I like tall and blond guys..." holds cheeks, blushing a little.
"It looks like we'll have to wrap up in a bit, unfortunately. When you walk out of this studio, what is the first thing you'll do?"
What are you going to do when you walk out? Get a cup of Joe? Run over to another studio for more work? It's all up to you.
"Hm... I think I'll go sneak into the kitchen and get some of the snack."
"Good luck with that! Don't do anything too illegal! It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Notonegoro. That's all for The Asu Show! We hope you've enjoyed being on the show, and do give us a shout-out to us when you can. Until next time, ciao~"
The Asu Show
You really have the impression that this is a prestigious show. How the heck did you get on this show anyways?! Because damn does your agent have connections... You're sitting in your chair, all comfortable, in formal clothes, and you're wondering when your host will arrive. And then, you here some music...
The upbeat intro of "Get Lucky" plays as a little lady badassly... waddles in and takes a seat. She is clad in a blazer and a little black pencil skirt, reminding you of a certain chancellor. She doesn't look too old, but she gives you the impression of an old soul. "Welcome to "The Asu Show"! Tune in for your daily dose of typos! Your interview may be a bit butchered, but man it'll be the wurst!" She sits down... and appears a little small for the chair. It looks like her feet don't touch the ground.
"Why hello there, Miss Notonegoro. I'd like to welcome you to my show. It's very nice to MEAT you today. Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
How will you introduce yourself, then? You like long walks on the beach, don't you?
Smiles to the audience. "I'm Nesia Notonegoro," spells the name as clearly as possible. "Some of you probably know me from last year's blockbuster." Nods in recognition at the 'ooh's and 'aah's from the audience. "I've been doing combat choreography for years, and now I'm trying to do some acting."
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Notonegoro. I relish the fact that you've mustard the courage to ketchup to us about yourself. You are a fascinating new face. Don't think of it as too direct, but in this business, you'll probably be asked this often enough anyways, especially with how attractive you are. Tell me, darling... are you a duck in bed?"
Dang, the nerve of that lady, to ask something so direct right off the bat! Are you ready to televise your sex life just yet? Are you going to salvage your reputation? Be careful, this show has been known to make or break sex icons!
"Duck? I--" looks away, smiling shyly. "Oh my God, who said that to you? I know I like to talk a lot in bed--to get to know my partner, you know? Apparently someone complained behind my back about all the pillow talk." Laughs.
"Now personally, I can't say I'm the best in bed, but I wish you the best luck there. I'm certain you'll bloom into a beautiful peacock one day! I see you're from Indonesia. I can hear it in your marvelous voice. Tell me how you're taking in the lovely Hollywood Hills. Shocking much?"
How's Hollywood, then? That accent's getting you brownie points.
"Ooh, beautifully shocking! So different from home and so many interesting things; the people, the places--especially the restaurants! Mmm!"
"Fascinating. How fascinating. Positively shocking, isn't it? Quite different way to look at things, I suppose. You ever go travelling? You ever get homesick? What's one thing you miss from home?"
Miss anything from home? Great time to play up some sympathy by talking now.
"I miss the atmosphere. I miss the food. The food, mostly. There aren't many Indonesian restaurants in California."
"I see, I see... Well, darling, I did some research on you. I basically stalked your Facebook and phoned the NSA!" You better fear if she really does have NSA connections, goodness. "Chef, come in!" A chef comes in with pisang goreng... Wow! You haven't seen this in a while, now have you?! "Why don't you have some sweetness?" The chef puts down the two plates upon the table. You go and take your dessert, and your host does the same. Using a tiny, silver fork, your host takes a bite out of the heavenly ambrosia. "Mmm mmm... MMM. You have good taste! Did your grandma ever make something like this? This is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! Say, do you have any siblings or cousins in Hollywood that we should be aware of? Perhaps if you aren't available, our viewers would still like a piece, hmmm?"
If you have any apprehensions with family... well good luck. No use lying here. This lady probably already fact checked you.
"Ah, yes. My brother is currently studying in the States."
(if yes) "Well won't we be quite interested! What're their numbers?"
Glances at the desserts. "You know, my brother might give his number to you if you send him a thousand of this. Might."
"Speaking of which, are you taken? I'm sure our audience is very interested! Any special man/lady in your life at the moment?"
Answering honestly might be the best way to go here... or not. Take it how you will.
Just shakes head politely.
(if no) "You're single and ready to mingle, eh? That's nice to know."
Look at you, earning some giggles from the audience. You charmer.
"But anyways, enough about your life in the bedroom (or lack of it), we're just curious to know... what are your goals here in Hollywood? Any image or angle you going after in terms of roles/in general?"
This is your moment. Maybe you can get some people interested in you if you give yourself a certain image.
"Mm, I always want to try playing in romance movies. The first I did was action, so I'm sure that'd be interesting!"
"Ooh, I do see you are starting to make your debut in acting! Are there any actors/actresses you really look up to?"
Go on, it's a good idea to proclaim some Hollywood crushes, isn't it?
"Ooh, yes! The lead actor I worked with last year. He's so amazing. I like how our characters' relationships expands in the movie too." Chuckles.
"How charming! I just received a question from our audience, actually... What are you looking for in a guy, Miss Notonegoro? Is there anyone in Hollywood you would consider dating?"
Let's hope your parents aren't watching this, shall we?
"I'm not that picky, but... I like tall and blond guys..." holds cheeks, blushing a little.
"It looks like we'll have to wrap up in a bit, unfortunately. When you walk out of this studio, what is the first thing you'll do?"
What are you going to do when you walk out? Get a cup of Joe? Run over to another studio for more work? It's all up to you.
"Hm... I think I'll go sneak into the kitchen and get some of the snack."
"Good luck with that! Don't do anything too illegal! It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Notonegoro. That's all for The Asu Show! We hope you've enjoyed being on the show, and do give us a shout-out to us when you can. Until next time, ciao~"