Post by Nicoleta Pisica on Jun 28, 2014 17:33:28 GMT -8
Hi hi, welcome one and all to today's show of Gossip Mona! [audience cheers and claps] Yes, thank you, thank you! All of you who are fellow shippers and want the scoop on all the deets should stay tuned, because today we have special guest Nicoleta Pisica! Let's welcome them and show our appreciation for their coming here to join us! [audience cheering]
Alrighty then, let's get started! First thing's first: are you in a relationship, yes or no? C'mon, no need to be shy~!
- Actually, I am not.
[if no, continue on this path] No way, seriously?! What a shame... Well, we have some pretty nice candidates for you out here in the audience! [audience cheers] And hey, you got one right here! [leans forward, sensually placing hand on thigh for a moment, but then backs off] Haha, I'm just kidding! But hey, feel free to give me a call if you're interested. [winks] Okay then, I supposed the obvious question is do you have an interest in anyone? Crushes? Come on, give us all the specific details! I want to hear it all! There has to be someone, at the very least. Don't worry, no one's judging you here~.
- [Smiles at the audience when they cheer---] Oh! [She tries to not look irritated. So instead, she laughs and gives the interviewer’s hand a few pats of acknowledgement.] We save that for the bedroom scenes, hun. [Winks back]
[Audience catcalls and cheers at the prospect of an interesting answer]
Crushes... [Bites her lip as she thinks] I had a dance teacher once when I was a teenager. He was hot… and married. Damn good times…
[Audience oooh’s.]
Oh my, how scandalous! [audience laughs] Hope things work out, unrequited love can be a bi-- suck a lot, I mean to say. Good luck! Hmm, thoughts on Mr. Dixie Normous? I saw you in that picture with him on Tweeter and Instakilogram. The Internet has already photoshopped crazy fandom things in with you both! Technology is amazing these days.
- He’s got the charm of lawnmower. Loud and scary toward children. But he gets the job done. [Chuckles] Knowing him, this is a huge compliment. And oh… well. I don’t search myself up on the internet anymore. For good reason too.
Haha, yeah, that's Mr. Normous for you! He gets the brunt of a lot of... jokes, you know. [audience laughs] Okay, moving on! What are the traits you look for in a romantic interest? Physical qualities, accents, personality? Leave no stone unturned!
- Smart. Unpredictable. A challenge.
[smirks at a thought] He has to be able to beat me in hand-to-hand combat. I’m attracted to people who excite me and keep me on my toes.
Ohhh yes, wonderful! I'm fond of French accents myself, and men with golden blonde hair tied in a ponytail with blue eyes. A romantic kind of guy, the big brother sort of type, you know -- wait, what do you mean this sounds familiar? Shhh, no, you're just imagining things, I swear! Didn't you read the fine print? "All resemblance to persons referenced by your host are probably and most likely just a coincidence." [audience laughs] Okay, Nicoleta what's your ideal day or night for a date? Location, atmosphere? Going out to eat, dancing, what?
- [Laughs with the audience but it ends with a bit of awkwardness]
Good tastes. The French are a delicacy. [Makes a mysterious half-smile] Hm… let’s see. [Puts a leg over the other and reclines on the chair] I love active dates. Hiking, biking, sky-diving, stuff like that. Dancing—eh. Food, of course. But sometimes, a quiet night underneath the stars makes a good date.
Sounds awesome! That'd be great, I'd definitely love to spend a date like that too. Moving away from the romance, do you like platonic relationships? Do you have any? What are your thoughts? As much as I love gossiping about the romantic aspect of things, you can never forget the power of friendship!
- Oh yes. Francis Bonnefoy.
[Audience oooh’s wildly!]
Despite the rumors, he’s my ex-nephew and he’s also like a brother to me too. He’s very sweet. Mihai is another one, the smartass brother I’ve always wanted. I enjoy platonic relationships and just friendships in general. But I think the black that I wear scares people off.
That's so sweet! Platonic relationships are some of the best, you gotta admit it. [audience cheers] It's nice to see that a lot of the celebs around here get along pretty well; although it limits the drama, gossip doesn't have to just be about that! But well, speaking of drama -- got any enemies? People you can't stand? The ones you just want to punch and rip their hair out? Feel free to give us some descriptions if you don't want to name anyone!
- I’m a villainess, so I have tons of enemies. [Acts as if she is bothered, but she has a mischievous look in her eyes] I know someone. Or maybe two. We keep score with all of the things we do. I wear black all the time, just in case they die.
[Smiles sweetly] As a joke.
That moment where you have to deal with that kind of person, huh? Yeah, I totally feel you. Bob the camera guy can definitely get on my nerves, he never can do his job right! [audience laughs] Alrighty then, let's hear it! Is there anything you want to admit to the public, right now? Come on, fess up -- we've all done things we regret, but it's best to just laugh and move past them, yeah? Give us something good to gossip about!
- Actually, I want to confess my love on air. [Pauses and suddenly looks very sincere.]
Grigore, I love you.
[The audience goes wild.]
[Simpers and glances at the interviewer] I don’t know why everyone’s getting so excited. Grigore is my cat.
So tell me, Nicoleta, what it was like getting your divorce after being married at such a young age. Do you have any regrets? Any advice for our viewers? Please, share your words of wisdom with us!
- Err. [Folds her arms] Well it was tough. Divorces and all are so complicated here in America, and it was a hard time for the both of us. I only regret that our marriage ended so short, but he we’re happier apart.
When you pick a spouse, pick someone who will challenge you for the rest of your life. Don’t settle for what you have or who you are right now. There’s more to life, and you… have to seize it, for everything it is worth. [Million dollar ambiguous smile]
I see, I see! Unfortunately, it's about time to wrap things up. [audience boos] But don't worry, just tune in next time on Gossip Mona to hear all about the new stories! But for now, here's the last question: what, in your personal opinion, is the best kind of relationship? Whether it be physical, emotional, platonic, romantic... Tell us your view!
- Well um. There’s no recipe for the best kind of relationship. But a mix of all of them then, I guess. [Shrugs] An exciting one, probably. There’s a time for sitting down and drinking wine, and there’s a time for skinny dipping to sober up.
Alright, that's the end of this episode of Gossip Mona. Thank you for joining us, Miss Pisica, and we'll see you next time!
[Thank God.]
Alrighty then, let's get started! First thing's first: are you in a relationship, yes or no? C'mon, no need to be shy~!
- Actually, I am not.
[if no, continue on this path] No way, seriously?! What a shame... Well, we have some pretty nice candidates for you out here in the audience! [audience cheers] And hey, you got one right here! [leans forward, sensually placing hand on thigh for a moment, but then backs off] Haha, I'm just kidding! But hey, feel free to give me a call if you're interested. [winks] Okay then, I supposed the obvious question is do you have an interest in anyone? Crushes? Come on, give us all the specific details! I want to hear it all! There has to be someone, at the very least. Don't worry, no one's judging you here~.
- [Smiles at the audience when they cheer---] Oh! [She tries to not look irritated. So instead, she laughs and gives the interviewer’s hand a few pats of acknowledgement.] We save that for the bedroom scenes, hun. [Winks back]
[Audience catcalls and cheers at the prospect of an interesting answer]
Crushes... [Bites her lip as she thinks] I had a dance teacher once when I was a teenager. He was hot… and married. Damn good times…
[Audience oooh’s.]
Oh my, how scandalous! [audience laughs] Hope things work out, unrequited love can be a bi-- suck a lot, I mean to say. Good luck! Hmm, thoughts on Mr. Dixie Normous? I saw you in that picture with him on Tweeter and Instakilogram. The Internet has already photoshopped crazy fandom things in with you both! Technology is amazing these days.
- He’s got the charm of lawnmower. Loud and scary toward children. But he gets the job done. [Chuckles] Knowing him, this is a huge compliment. And oh… well. I don’t search myself up on the internet anymore. For good reason too.
Haha, yeah, that's Mr. Normous for you! He gets the brunt of a lot of... jokes, you know. [audience laughs] Okay, moving on! What are the traits you look for in a romantic interest? Physical qualities, accents, personality? Leave no stone unturned!
- Smart. Unpredictable. A challenge.
[smirks at a thought] He has to be able to beat me in hand-to-hand combat. I’m attracted to people who excite me and keep me on my toes.
Ohhh yes, wonderful! I'm fond of French accents myself, and men with golden blonde hair tied in a ponytail with blue eyes. A romantic kind of guy, the big brother sort of type, you know -- wait, what do you mean this sounds familiar? Shhh, no, you're just imagining things, I swear! Didn't you read the fine print? "All resemblance to persons referenced by your host are probably and most likely just a coincidence." [audience laughs] Okay, Nicoleta what's your ideal day or night for a date? Location, atmosphere? Going out to eat, dancing, what?
- [Laughs with the audience but it ends with a bit of awkwardness]
Good tastes. The French are a delicacy. [Makes a mysterious half-smile] Hm… let’s see. [Puts a leg over the other and reclines on the chair] I love active dates. Hiking, biking, sky-diving, stuff like that. Dancing—eh. Food, of course. But sometimes, a quiet night underneath the stars makes a good date.
Sounds awesome! That'd be great, I'd definitely love to spend a date like that too. Moving away from the romance, do you like platonic relationships? Do you have any? What are your thoughts? As much as I love gossiping about the romantic aspect of things, you can never forget the power of friendship!
- Oh yes. Francis Bonnefoy.
[Audience oooh’s wildly!]
Despite the rumors, he’s my ex-nephew and he’s also like a brother to me too. He’s very sweet. Mihai is another one, the smartass brother I’ve always wanted. I enjoy platonic relationships and just friendships in general. But I think the black that I wear scares people off.
That's so sweet! Platonic relationships are some of the best, you gotta admit it. [audience cheers] It's nice to see that a lot of the celebs around here get along pretty well; although it limits the drama, gossip doesn't have to just be about that! But well, speaking of drama -- got any enemies? People you can't stand? The ones you just want to punch and rip their hair out? Feel free to give us some descriptions if you don't want to name anyone!
- I’m a villainess, so I have tons of enemies. [Acts as if she is bothered, but she has a mischievous look in her eyes] I know someone. Or maybe two. We keep score with all of the things we do. I wear black all the time, just in case they die.
[Smiles sweetly] As a joke.
That moment where you have to deal with that kind of person, huh? Yeah, I totally feel you. Bob the camera guy can definitely get on my nerves, he never can do his job right! [audience laughs] Alrighty then, let's hear it! Is there anything you want to admit to the public, right now? Come on, fess up -- we've all done things we regret, but it's best to just laugh and move past them, yeah? Give us something good to gossip about!
- Actually, I want to confess my love on air. [Pauses and suddenly looks very sincere.]
Grigore, I love you.
[The audience goes wild.]
[Simpers and glances at the interviewer] I don’t know why everyone’s getting so excited. Grigore is my cat.
So tell me, Nicoleta, what it was like getting your divorce after being married at such a young age. Do you have any regrets? Any advice for our viewers? Please, share your words of wisdom with us!
- Err. [Folds her arms] Well it was tough. Divorces and all are so complicated here in America, and it was a hard time for the both of us. I only regret that our marriage ended so short, but he we’re happier apart.
When you pick a spouse, pick someone who will challenge you for the rest of your life. Don’t settle for what you have or who you are right now. There’s more to life, and you… have to seize it, for everything it is worth. [Million dollar ambiguous smile]
I see, I see! Unfortunately, it's about time to wrap things up. [audience boos] But don't worry, just tune in next time on Gossip Mona to hear all about the new stories! But for now, here's the last question: what, in your personal opinion, is the best kind of relationship? Whether it be physical, emotional, platonic, romantic... Tell us your view!
- Well um. There’s no recipe for the best kind of relationship. But a mix of all of them then, I guess. [Shrugs] An exciting one, probably. There’s a time for sitting down and drinking wine, and there’s a time for skinny dipping to sober up.
Alright, that's the end of this episode of Gossip Mona. Thank you for joining us, Miss Pisica, and we'll see you next time!
[Thank God.]